Clingy AF

Clingy AF- Hoya Mix

Get ready to get attached. Clingy AF is a soil-free, high-drainage mix made for Hoyas that like it steamy, but breathable. This filthy blend locks in the perfect level of moisture — enough to keep those roots satisfied without ever suffocating the vibe.

Packed with tree fern fiber, orchiata bark, perlite, geolite, zeolite, vermiculite, calcined clay, rice hulls, worm castings, biochar, myco fungi, and a few proprietary secrets.

This mix grips roots like a lover that won’t let go — but always leaves room to breathe.

For the Hoyas that thrive on a little tension — stay clingy, stay filthy. 🌿💦