Rooted AF Prop Mix

This isn't just dirt; it's the beginning of a revolution!

Filthy Substrates Prop Mix, engineered for the growers who laugh in the face of delicate.

Unleash the beast within your cuttings with a blend that scoffs at compromise:

 * Tree Fern Fiber: The wild heart of the jungle, untamed and fibrous, anchoring your future giants with raw, primordial grip.

 * Stratum: A dark, nutrient-dense foundation, a primal ooze ready to ignite explosive root development. 

 * Perlite: Volcanic shards of pure defiance, slicing through stagnation, ensuring ruthless aeration and drainage. Your roots will breathe free or die trying.

 * Turface: These gritty, ceramic warriors provide unyielding structure, ensuring your vulnerable starts stand tall against all odds.

 * Myco Fungi: The underground network, the symbiotic sorcery. Invisible tendrils of power that colonize, protect, and amplify, turning struggle into supremacy.

 * Proprietary Amendment Blend: Our dark alchemy. A meticulously crafted, no-holds-barred cocktail of secret boosters designed to push growth limits and laugh at the conventional.

This isn't just a mix; it's a manifesto. Give your plants the substrate that demands they Eat Sh*t and Thrive.