Sensitive AF

💀 Filthy Substrates — Sensitive AF 💀

Because not all plants are “low-maintenance.”

Some need emotional support, luxury bedding, and a little damn respect.

Sensitive AF for plants that cry when the humidity drops and wilt if you even think about skipping watering — eh hem....Begonia.

This mix coddles like a velvet glove, but grows like a beast.

*Orchiata Bark – Aged to filthy perfection, this bark keeps roots breathing while refusing to rot like your ex's apologies.

*Coconut Coir – Fluffy, fibrous, and water-hungry — it's basically a sponge.

*Perlite – Volcanic glass that lightens the load and makes sure no root drowns in your overwatering spiral.

*Zeolite – Like a nutrient hoarder with a god complex. Holds onto the good stuff, releases it on demand.

*Turface – Hardcore clay bits that flex water retention and keep everything chill under pressure.

*Charged Biochar – Charcoal that’s been juiced up like a caffeinated goth kid. Feeds roots, filters funk.

*Rice Hulls – Sustainable fluff with attitude. Keeps it airy, keeps it clean, keeps fungus gnats crying. 

*Myco Fungi – Root-seducing symbionts that whisper grow faster, darling straight into the soil.

*6+ Proprietary Ingredients –top secret blend for blooming and growth.

Some of tbe plants that love this mix include Begonia, small Alocasia, Kaempheria, and more. Think heavy feeders, bloomers, and thin roots!