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THICK AF Aroid Mix

THICK AF Aroid Mix

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Thick AF Chunky Aroid Mix from Gardens Of Midgard.

This isn't some gentle caress for your roots; it's a dang fortress built for unhinged growth.

Thick AF is bold architecture for your aroids. Each chunky component is relentlessly fueling and fortifying those roots, while simultaneously unleashing the full, vibrant fury of your variegated foliage. We've engineered this beast to help deter pests, prevent harmful molds and bacteria, and much, much more. This is the ultimate hostile takeover of your root zone.

Ingredients forged for domination in Thick AF:

 * #4 Perlite: Volcanic shrapnel, ripping through compaction, ensuring radical aeration for roots that demand to breathe.

 * Geolite: Mineral titan, a molecular bouncer, unleashing vital nutrients when your plants need them most.

 * Coconut Coir & Chips: The resilient backbone of the tropics, providing sustained moisture and structure that refuses to crumble.

 * Orchiata Bark: Long-haul power. This isn't just bark; it's a slow-release weapon of sustained sustenance.

 * Zeolite: The silent assassin. A crystal lattice of death for ammonia and a gatekeeper for explosive nutrient delivery.

 * Rice Hulls: Unconventional grit, adding defiant texture and ensuring airflow in the dark depths. A slow release for of Silica during it's crawl towards breakbrown.

 * Worm Castings: Black gold. The raw, potent essence of decomposition, delivering a primal jolt of life.

 * Biochar charged with our worm tea: Activated chaos. A supercharged, alchemical matrix ready to detonate root growth.

 * Vermiculite: The moisture magnet, expanding to cradle roots in a humid embrace, preventing desiccation.

 * Myco Fungi: The clandestine network. Symbiotic overlords colonizing your root zone, forging unbreakable alliances for epic nutrient uptake.

 * 10+ Proprietary Ingredients: (Our Secret Weapon) – This isn't just a blend; it's our guarded formula for ultimate plant supremacy. You don't need to know; you just need to witness the results.

Free shipping over $125 – because true power should be accessible.

Each 6L bag of this battle-hardened mix will arm between 6-8 five-inch pots, depending on the root mass you're housing. For smaller pots, you'll be staging even more root rebellions.

This isn't just a mix. This is how plants Eat Sh*t and Thrive.

 

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